A man will always have a wife, mistress and a girlfriend.

Life is tough already without us having to wonder where the new “boo thang” is, every time we don’t spend the night together or chasing away every man who comes our way because the last one was a dog.

I am no feminist but I do believe in love. It’s a two way thing for me. He wears the pants in the house and I have more say about where the love goes.

Back to my first statement, a man will always have a wife, mistress and a girlfriend. What I have just revealed to you is not a secret and men won’t be too happy with me once this is published BUT, THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT ALL MEN ARE DOGS. It just means you need to know where you want to be in the relationship and maintain the position, once you have it. Luckily for the mistress she does not have to worry about the new girlfriend taking her place but I guess it sucks when he divorces his wife but doesn’t marry her. A mistress stays a mistress.

This is not a 21st century trend amongst men. Kings, football legends and the first petrol attendants all have had it in their genes. It’s the unspoken rule (amongst women I suppose).

A man will always have a wife, mistress and a girlfriend. These words need to be written in every pre-school girl’s graduation paper. Besides having a fruitful career and we all want someone to love. Schools provide us with the knowledge to get to the top, I think it’s time women should start speaking about how to learn how to stay single, get into a relationship and pack your bags when you realise he changed the dream.

Guys do it all the time. What do you think they discuss in the mountains?